Posts Tagged Stupid

Coasting

05-07_Honda_Odyssey_Touring[1]So let me tell you all about the trial I’m hearing!  Oh, wait — I could get thrown in jail for that?  OK, let me tell you about what’s going on with my entry in IFComp ’09!  Wait — that’s a violation of Rule 5 and could get me disqualified?

OK, then let me tell you about something stupid I did last weekend!

The five of us had just gone out for our first family weekend at the zoo with Jonathan.  We had a good time, although we kept it a bit short for our first major outing.  The zoo is a good 20 miles away, at least, and so when we were almost back home, I happened to glance down and noticed that the low fuel light was on.  And the indicator was below empty.

The question then was what to do.  I was almost home — less than 5 minutes away.  But I was not sure at all that I had even 5 minutes of gas left.  So, thinking quickly, I diverted north on the final exit rather than south, and headed towards a nearby filling station while trying to preserve as much speed as possible.  Probably 2 miles short of the exit I needed, the engine gave out.  We were headed down a hill at the time, and I just switched into neutral and moved over to the shoulder to try to eke out as much extra distance as I could get.  We got to the bottom of the hill still going near 70, and started up the next one.

The exit we were waiting for was still over a mile away over the hill, and the minivan was slowing down every second.  We continued to climb the hill and slow, unsure all the time whether we were going to have enough kinetic energy to keep going.  As it happened, we hit the crest at about 30 mph, and coasted down the very slight incline on the other side of the peak all the way to the base of the off-ramp we needed, with the filling station in sight not 200 yards away.

A quick jaunt up to the station and back, and we had enough gas to get going again.  But I’m sure glad we made it up that hill.  That would have turned a 15-minute round trip into a 45-minute one, and with three tired kids in the car that would not have been pleasant at all, particularly for Robin who was stuck feeding Jonathan, who had just woken up hungry.

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The Saga of the New Keyboard

keyboards-709573[1]I program.  A lot.  I type in a lot of code at work and at home as well, and I’ve had numerous flirtations with carpal tunnel syndrome in the past.  What finally cured the problem for me — and it was a dramatic cure — was moving to the Microsoft Natural Keyboard around 13 years ago.

Programmers get attached to their keyboards, and it’s no wonder; we type tens, possibly hundreds of millions of keystrokes on the things.  Switching keyboards is a big, big deal — nothing to approach lightly.  As an example of how particular we can get, note that the keyboards pictured to the right are recognizable instantly as examples of the Microsoft Natural Keyboard Elite model, which are inferior to the original models in key feel, function key size, and the layout of the insert/delete and cursor arrow key blocks.

Don’t mess with our keyboards.

The original Microsoft Natural Keyboard is, in my opinion, the pinnacle of keyboard design.  Nothing before or since matches its ergonomics, key feel, or spare layout and design.  I bought one for work and one for home way back in the day, and have used them for well over a decade now — they’ve outlasted at least 3 computers with never a problem.  I’m typing this post on one right now.  I have an Elite as a spare, but I try not to have to use it.

There’s only one problem; the original Microsoft Natural Keyboard is a PS/2-only device.  That’s not been a fatal problem even in the age of USB, as there are PS/2-to-USB converters.  However, either the converter or the new Dell I got recently (or both) are not fully compatible with the keyboard, as I get dropped keys when typing at speed, and it can’t handle interleaving multiple simultaneous keypresses very well, which affects ALT- or CTRL-key combinations and games.

So it was time to look for a new keyboard.

Of course, the first place I went was to Microsoft’s offerings.  After over a decade of complete satisfaction, I knew they understood what a programmer needs in a keyboard.  I also knew they had a suite of new keyboards, all of which natively supported USB.  After reading some reviews I went with the Microsoft Natural Keyboard 4000, which seemed to be the intended successor to the original Microsoft Natural Keyboards.  I ordered it from Newegg, got it, and plugged it in.

With one exception, it’s really quite a good keyboard overall.  The key feel is OK, the layout is good (read:  familiar) — everything about it was acceptable, except for the spacebar.

The spacebar.  How could they screw up the spacebar?  When you type on an ergonomic keyboard, especially  a split one like the Natural series, the spacebar has to be wide to bridge the gap between the two sides of the keyboard.  For comfortable hand positioning, you have to have your thumbs on the very ends of the spacebar — it’s required by the very concept of a split keyboard.  So why would Microsoft make a keyboard with a single contact for the spacebar, and a cheap swaybar to try to balance the forces?  It presses OK in the exact center, but when you press on the ends, it sticks.  Badly.  On either side.

It’s a dealbreaker.  It may be news to Microsoft, but the spacebar is a commonly used key.  I’ve used it several hundred times in this blog post already, which is more than I can say for the ‘x’ or ‘q’.  So back the Natural 4000 went to Newegg, and I looked for another answer.

What I came up with in the end was a used Microsoft Natural Keyboard Pro.  This model supports USB natively, has the same key layout as the original Natural, a good spacebar, and a bunch of extraneous buttons at the top that I just ignore.  Key action is OK; not as good as the Natural, but acceptable.  The function keys are the small Elite size, but I can live with that; I don’t use the function keys nearly as much as the spacebar.  And since older Natural keyboards are almost indestructible, it still works great.

I wish I’d found this one originally, as it was cheaper than the 4000 and I wouldn’t have lost the $18 on return postage and restocking fee when returning the 4000 to Newegg.  But even so I consider it a cheap lesson to learn.  The important thing is that I have an acceptable keyboard to use now; one that works well enough that it seems to blend into the background, and becomes something I can just ignore while I work.

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The Power-Hungry Beast

P1010530I would like to introduce my new video card, a Sapphire Radeon 4870 with 1GB.  I wish I could tell you that it was running in my machine, but it isn’t.  Not for lack of trying; I did manage to wedge it into my case last night (a tight fit), but then discovered the Achilles’ Heel of the Dell XPS 435.  The card takes two 6-pin power inputs.  My power supply provides one.

So I stared at the card for a few minutes, cursed under my breath, and reluctantly RMA-ed the card and ordered a slightly less beefy card that only requires one power plug.  Problem solved, even if I wasn’t quite as happy about it.

But then I came in this morning and talked to Matt Funk about it, and he suggested using a power cable splitter.  After some investigation, I discovered several different types of splitter and converter cables that are available.  Since I have several SATA- and IDE-type cables free, I’ll just convert one of those over to 6-pin and I should be good to go.

So the RMA is ignored, the new order cancelled, and my mood is substantially improved.  I’ll let you know if a successful installation makes that more permanent or not.

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A Workout That Wasn’t

striped_toddler_outfitSo, fresh from losing (and luckily finding) my glasses, I headed to the gym to do some wind sprints and ab crunches over lunch.  I punched in, headed to the locker room, and started putting on my gym clothes…

Until I discovered I had brought my son’s shorts instead of mine.  My 8-year-old son, who can still wear 5T waists.  In a fit of insanity, I actually tried to put them on to see whether I could get away with wearing them or not.  The answer was no.  Actually more like “hell no.”  I couldn’t even get them halfway up my thighs.

So I left and headed to Target, hoping to find a pair of really cheap shorts I could buy so I could still get the workout in, but none were cheaper than $10, which was more than I wanted to pay for an extra pair of shorts I didn’t really need.  So no workout for me.

I’ll try to do fewer stupid things in the near future so that this blog doesn’t devolve into nothing but stories of all my slightly amusing mistakes.

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Found ‘Em

telescope_eyeglassesApparently someone had found my eyeglasses after Thomas’ party and kindly turned them into the lost and found.  I could have had them a bit earlier had I remembered what they looked like, but I had forgotten and mistakenly gave them the description of my previous pair.

After I related this story to Robin and my parents at lunch, it was pointed out to me that my glasses actually did match the description they gave me, so I sheepishly drove over and picked them up.

I may end up getting my prescription checked soon, or getting LASIK or something of that sort, but it’s nice not to be forced into replacing my glasses prematurely due to stupidity.

So to whomever found my glasses, thank you very much!

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