Apparently someone had found my eyeglasses after Thomas’ party and kindly turned them into the lost and found. I could have had them a bit earlier had I remembered what they looked like, but I had forgotten and mistakenly gave them the description of my previous pair.
After I related this story to Robin and my parents at lunch, it was pointed out to me that my glasses actually did match the description they gave me, so I sheepishly drove over and picked them up.
I may end up getting my prescription checked soon, or getting LASIK or something of that sort, but it’s nice not to be forced into replacing my glasses prematurely due to stupidity.
So to whomever found my glasses, thank you very much!